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Übersqueamish, part II

The quest for full enlightenment, continued

“Long time no see,” said the Lord Buddha.

“Don’t I know it,” I replied. “But I get it. I mean, after full enlightenment and all, you’re a very busy celestial being. Between you and your brother I bet it’s all enlightenment and resurrection, back to back, 24-7-365. No time for little dogs and old friends.”

“Yes, you’re right;” admitted Lord Buddha. “The sa…

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