The Flaubert Report

The Flaubert Report

Share this post

The Flaubert Report
The Flaubert Report
The road to Dumbasscuss

The road to Dumbasscuss

The teenage years of Jesus

Lee van Laer's avatar
Lee van Laer
May 08, 2025
∙ Paid
4

Share this post

The Flaubert Report
The Flaubert Report
The road to Dumbasscuss
2
Share
damascus swine 3.png

We left the little town of Bethlehem behind us in the middle of the night.

In His defense, lest you think he was inconsiderate as a teenager, Jesus did tell his mom we were going; and she was dead against it until Jesus said his famous line to her, “I must be about my father’s business.”

Of course it was later said he uttered those words in rather differ…

Keep reading with a 7-day free trial

Subscribe to The Flaubert Report to keep reading this post and get 7 days of free access to the full post archives.

Already a paid subscriber? Sign in
© 2025 Lee van Laer
Privacy ∙ Terms ∙ Collection notice
Start writingGet the app
Substack is the home for great culture

Share