The Mar a Lago Campaign, part I

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Through the quantum doghole I plummeted.

It was, as always, a vortex; and the only thing one can ever do when passing through a doghole vortex is plummet. Try it sometime and you’ll see. It gets old after a while, because even if you need to do something simple like take a pee (which we dogs are at the same time both remarkably casual and incredibly int…