The Gaza Incident Part V

The Mummy's curse

The Mummy’s Curse,

or,

DAMN that mummy,

or,

It’s Too Darned Hot. (Cole Porter)

You may well ask how I, Flaubert, managed to stuff myself into a mummy outfit and surreptitiously keep track of Jesus and Lucille for the remainder of the visit to Egypt.

Silly you.

I am a master of disguise, as every reader of my past future exploits well knows. Ask Tolstoy’s or …