The Devil's Therapist

Fleabelle's purloined therapy sessions

Note to readers:

These unauthorized recordings from Satan’s first round of therapy sessions were stolen from his therapist in a hack on January 13^th, 2024. Soon afterwards the notes were circulating on the message boards of various online platforms; and despite the breach of personal confidentiality, the platforms have refused to take them down.

Because the posters present the material edited in ways that could be misleading, the decisions was made by the Universe to publish the complete notes so that readers can form a fair and unbiased impression.

Satan’s therapy is covered by the Personal Heath Care Insurance for Resident of Hell program, colloquially known as HCH (Health Care from Hell.) This modern program follows the same model as health care plans commonly available in America today.

Transcriptions of the recordings were completed by Egyptian Cat Scribe, an AI program originally trained on ancient texts from pharaohs of the Old Kingdom. The first few sessions were not included in the pilfered material, so the reader is entering the conversation midstream.

Fleabelle: I sense there’s still a lot of anger here.

Satan: You bet there is. I mean, He…

F: He? You keep referring to ”He.” It’s not a “They?”

S: No, It’s not a “They.” It’s God.