Stoned With Jesus

The Teenage Years of Jesus: Dumbasscuss

Now of course you want to know what it was like getting stoned with Jesus. And if I don’t out that in my memoir, what kind of a crappy, redacted tell-all would it be? I mean really.

But at the same time getting stoned is kind of a cliché; and I’m sure you expect to hear some kind of sloppy, confused story emerging from this: the Son of God all stoned out…