“Satan is very absent minded, what, with all the torturing he does. He exists in an eternal state of PTSD, and doesn't always think of the most logical solution to things as a result of it. He has a Shih Tzu therapist as well (in this case, it's not me, I've never been assigned to Satan as a pet, thank God.)”
—Flaubert
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