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Bonus today! Mindfulness Medication and fart jokes.

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Lee van Laer
Mar 16, 2023
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“It is better to light one fart than to curse the darkness.”

—From the E-Hound Karaoke (DOGen’s Expensive Record.)

Photo: I may be farting in this picture. Can you tell?

I, Flaubert, have discovered that many humans around me are taking mindfulness medication.

I think this is a very good thing because humans are in general unmindful towards one another. It …

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