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The truth about Saturn; plus, vacations in hell

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Lee van Laer
May 12, 2025
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The subject recently came up of whether or not Saturn is a prison for souls; and my current master, the man of stillness from nowhere, asked me whether or not this is true.

Lee is constantly pestering me with silly questions like this instead of attending to basic needs, like, more dog food. Duh. But because I’m infinitely patient, having lived many live…

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