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He was a Teenage Jesus, part II

He was a Teenage Jesus, part II

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Lee van Laer
May 27, 2023
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He was a Teenage Jesus, part II
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Teenagers are the larval form of human beings.

Of course not all of them make it to human beings; some remain larvae and some mature only to turn out they were the larva of assholes. If that’s the case when they become full-fledged adults they do not have wings, but instead are sphincters.

Jesus was the larval form of God which is something else again, a …

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