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The teenage years of Jesus

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Lee van Laer
Dec 22, 2024
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Oh dear readers, now we get to one of the most frightening passages in the story of the teenage years of Jesus. It's about my trip into the future from Bethlehem into the 21st-century, by way of Mar-a-Lago.

Lucille, the pregnant daughter of the Devil, the drunken teenage Jesus, concerned mother Mary, the tortured soul of Hitler, and other cosmological ev…

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