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Oh My God. Black humor warning. DO NOT READ THIS POST IF YOU DO NOT LIKE BLACK HUMOR. I mean black as in dark, disturbing and objectively horrible…
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Lee van Laer
Smoke gets in your fur
I, Flaubert, am in the middle of being turned into smoked sausage. The atmosphere here in New York is so thick with Canadian smoke that I feel like a…
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Jumping off the Bed
Photo: No, this is not the bed in the story. Duh. This is the safe bed which we call “home base.” Well, I’ve been busy lately, what with my extensive…
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He was a Teenage Jesus, part II
Teenagers are the larval form of human beings. Of course not all of them make it to human beings; some remain larvae and some mature only to turn out…
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He Was a Teenage Jesus Part I
You never hear about Jesus as a teenager and believe me there are reasons. We little white dogs live good long lives and by the time Jesus hit his teen…
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The Burning Bush
I know you want to hear more about Jesus and me but I need to fill in some back story here. Clearly there are a lot of things about the Bible you don’t…
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The Incident at Bethlehem
One of the advantages of being a dog is that you speak the same language as God and the universe, which humans can’t speak or understand. This is why…
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